Gene Tausk wrote:Brandon, you're my hero.
Don't hold your breath waiting for a response. However, I did note somewhere on Fattburger's blog that he did mention that he fights in armor (although I could be wrong on this).
Maybe he would consent to armored combat? Once again, don't hold your breath.
Ha ha. Thank you, thank you good sir! Well, it looks as if my challenge has been rendered "void" over at Schola forum. I find it incomprehensible how a blog entry can be held against me on a seperate forum, when my post within that forum adhered completely with said forum's guidelines. Well, Matt Easton is the admin over there, so I suppose he can do as he likes, (
regardless, I tailored the challenge I posted to the guidelines provided). I suppose one can simply chalk it up as another example of politics creeping into HEMA \ WMA. And no, there's nothing "political" about my outrage. And yes, I am outraged. It is interesting to note, however, that Matt's initial recation to my challenge AS POSTED was positive, and has since been removed, (see no evil, hear no evil, etc., etc). Hmmm. And, yes, I was more than a wee bit "mean" in my blog post, and elsewhere, though not on the Schola forum. The blog entry was designed to be "insensitive," in aide of shaming \ angering Mr. Knight into accepting my aforementioned challenge. Not that any of it really matters, the post is still up for all to see, together with it's last line: This challenge shall never expire. It accomplished what it was meant to. As long as that line remains unanswered, there will at least be (hopefully) some that will not be taken in by our "
fechtmeister" friend. Of course, all I got for my trouble was the usual thing, what I like to call the Coward's Rote or Litany: "Why should I? What do I have to prove? What do I have to gain? Just to satisfy your curiosity? Blah blah blah. I'm not in fourth grade. Blah blah blah." There are variations, of course, but the basic formula is the same. It all stems from the same weak-kneed thinking. And no, I am not Mike Cartier, (something which Mike I think would agree with me on). I may be a d**k, but at least I'm not stupid.
Should some here question just what exactly Mr. Knight has to gain, I shall elucidate: respect, of course. Acknowledgement. Should he beat me he will have disproven my acerbic criticisms and mocking commentary, while simultaneously touting the "benefits" of his approach. Satisfaction. Honour. He has integrity to gain. It should come as no surprise he cares nothing for the getting and the maintaining of these things. Charlatans seldom do; they are most happy when throwing them away. I wonder how his hero,
Meister Hans Talhoffer, would have reacted to a challenge such as mine. No need to wonder - I'd probably be dead by now. But then, Talhoffer was a real
fechtmeister. Even if he is a master (ahem), I suppose I'm safe as houses anyway, as he apparently lacks the guts to engage in even a few more-or-less friendly sparring matches with blunted steel, sans points and all. Like most modern people, I believe that Hugh believes that honour is simply a given. That it does not have to be proven or maintained. It's just handed out. I'm sure he has convinced himself that his refusal to accept is honourable, and not all craven in the least. I've said it before, but if Hugh Knight is indeed confident that his approach is sound, that it encompasses the real Art, then he should have no reluctance to accept my challenge. His reluctance - in truth, resfusal - to do so speaks volumes.
My motivation was, and still is, quite simple. A few prominent individuals within the ARMA have been appreciably quite vocal in their opposition of those who assume the title "master." I thought that I, as an independant voice, per se, could lend additional strength to that opposition. As WMA (or whatever one's preferred term may be) grows, more and more Hugh Knights and similiar ilk are going to pop up, and the more and more ridiculous the endeavor will appear. It's high time more than one organization
put a bit of stick about in effort to disprove and discredit these individuals. Don't get me wrong...I'm no fantastic swordsman. I sadly have several deficiencies that need to be overcome. I am competant, however, and thus I can most certainly defeat Mr. Knight.
Yes, you're quite right about him fighting exclusively in armour...hmmm...kinda reminds me of Kendo. And he claims blosfechten freeplay leads to sportification! He's on the fast track to sportification. Actually, it's worse than sportification; it can't even be taken that seriously. His regimen is not vigorous enough to be a sport. In truth, it seems Mr Knight never left the SCA. He still professes a fake, assumed title, he still plays dress up, and he and his "students" still pointlessly bash away at each other's armour. That he has a shallow, cursory knowledge of some of the
fechtbucher is irrelevant, as he does not apply anything contained within to any degree of merit. The SCA has its own merits, of course...but the practice of historical European swordsmanship is not one of them. I would challenge him to armoured bouting, but I sadly lack the requisite harness (apart from a decent kettle helm and a rather nice barbute, both by Get Dressed for Battle. I deeply recommend their barbutes, by the by).
Without freeplay - serious freeplay against parnters excerizing proper martial intent - a swordplayer cannot develop certain essential qualities necessary in an effective fighter. Proper understanding of range, for one. It's all very well to bash away at a pell. Pell work is vital and useful, but the pell doesn't move around and it doesn't counter attack, nor does it sieze the intiative and force you to go on the defensive. Yes, you can practice a technique to polished, pristine perfection with a willing partner...but what happens when it goes wrong; whathappens when the opponent sees through it? Such an event precipitates the need for something else, namely excellent reflexes and pure cunning. No one is born with either, they must be developed, honed, and maintained. The only way to do any of that is through serious sparring and freeplay. Hugh Knight contends that these things don't matter, as we no longer rely on swordplay in real life or death situations anymore. This is perhaps his ultimate, and most telling cop-out. If he's not interested in what it takes to win in reality, and does not put himself in a postion to discover those things - namely the "crucible" of freeplay with martial intent - how can he profess to study "historical" combat, let alone be a "master?"
"Barca" from Schola forum:
Reality Check: Telling someone they're fat and their Kung Fu sucks is hardly likely to convince them that their challengers (detractors) are really nice, trustworthy good sports just looking for a "friendly, honourable and safe" match.
Reality Check, Barca: I should think it would be the most motivating reason to accept a challenge. Further, when one professes certain insights, then goes off and makes absurd claims, simultaneously belittling the efforts of those more qualified and experienced, and then refuses to back up those claims in any appreciable way; it is likely to draw harsh, even downright "insensitive" criticism from more serious-minded and skilled individuals. When he proclaims the clearly superior works of others as "uniformed" - another of his golden words - and thus beneath contempt; while still refusing to substantiate his absurd notions in the only viable way,
then he will draw the most severe censure that can be dealt by a law-abiding individual! If Mr. Knight truly believes he possesses the true Art (a term I use without the slightest affectation or embaressment), then he should have nothing to fear from a controlled, regulated bout or five with me, or anyone else for that matter.
If on the other hand, one is a fop and blowhard who wouldn't know good swordsmanship if it bit him in the face, then of course one has everything to fear.
I have little doubt that Mr. Easton (with the very best of intentions) will soon remove my post from the Schola forum altogether once he has been made aware of my response here. Therefore, I repeat the challenge issued originally on that forum below:
I, Brandon Paul Heslop, being greatly wroth, do hereby challenge one Hugh Knight, self-proclaimed "fight-master" of the "School of Battle."
Terms:
5 bouts with federschertwerter, the winner being the one with the most acknowledged, "sound" hits. We shall fight all 5 bouts come what may, however. To be filmed by a third party. Each combatant allowed to bring 1 attendant. Results to be posted on YouTube, any other place I can upload it to. Victor gets glory. Vanquished admits he is no fechtmeister. The very clever shall be able to deduce whom I expect to win.
If at any point Hugh decides he'd like to stop hiding behind his computer screen, he knows how to contact me. This challenge shall never expire.
Perhaps it might be a good idea to create a webpage for real challenges, (as opposed to the rather-morte fainted-hearted variety over at the Schola forum. Again, it's their forum, they can do what they like. No skin off my back). And perhaps one of the features of said page would be a List of Perpetual Challenge. The list would contain the names of individuals that those who maintain the page challenge indefinately, or until said individual accept the challenge. The bottom of the page would be "signed" by everyone who takes part in creating the list, and the challengees can choose from amongst the signees. Anyone interested PM me. Anyone taking offence to this post PM me. Let's not bog down the forum here with snippety back-and-forths.
-B.