Don't have a driveway. I felt pretty lucky to own a yard as it is.
Neighbor's back yard is overgrown with trees. Might be a nut living there, actually. I have never seen him (her? them? it? I don't even know lol) before. Seriously.
We rent out a space in a parking lot nearby...hm!
Some cars in the lot were broken into recently so the landlord installed some security cameras.
Maybe I could offer services as a security guard old-school style and swing around every once in a while when on duty. If only I stole my uniform when I was still working with campus police...
I'm going to try suggesting plastic mesh with the friction points on them.
"...But beware the Juggler, to whom the unseemliest losses are and who is found everywhere in the world, until all are put away." - Joachim Meyer