Postby Justin Blackford » Tue May 10, 2005 12:57 pm
I would give the movie 3 stars out of 5(I use a 5 star system).
Considering the amount of overall crap concerning Medieval history as it is often portrayed in motion pictures, I think it shows signs of hope for the future, although it was still more of a "What if" storyline.
At least they showed a really good shot of the siege with the towers and catapults as the camera panned over the walls of Jerusalem, with the whistling sounds of arrows and the thunderous "boom" of catapult and trebuchet projectiles making impact with the earth.
One other thing which I felt showed a sign of realism is the fact that not everybody was as clean as they are usually portrayed. No war in history could ever be rated PG-13. The guys in the battle were downright dirty, covered in blood, gore, and dust, and so were their weapons.
Overall, I was suprised that they did decide to rate it R considering that the Lord of the Rings showed violence that they got away with for a PG-13 rating. This one didn't even compare. I didn't hear any swearing, either.
I think that it was at least worth the $7.50 to investigate it. I don't know what everybody else paid to see it.
The swordsmanship was still inaccurate because there was some edge-on-edge, but also because they were using hand-and-a-half swords in an era before they were developed. I think Liam Neeson was the only actor who even somewhat looked like he knew what he was doing. But, I don't see how Orlando Bloom's character went from a newbie to an expert after one day of training and then being shipwrecked in the Middle East. Even the battle of the Horns of Hattin was totally cut out, which I thought was a total drag, since it took so long to get to the action to begin with. But, Ridley Scott is known for just cutting things out of his movies for some pretty strange reasons. I can give you an example of that.
For those of you who saw his movie "Gladiator", the scene where Maximus was in the desert arena and he went out alone and chopped up five people in less than a minute and then shouted "Are you not entertained?!" I could never figure out why he was so pissed and why he said that. It turns out that there was a thirty second part of that scene where he was sharpening his swords and Proximo said, "The crowd doesn't want a butcher, they want an entertainer, so ENTERTAIN THEM!" That little scene totally explained why Maximus went nuts and wiped all those guys out really quickly, but for some unknown reason, Ridley Scott decided to take that part of the scene out.
So, because of that, I would not be suprised if he took out several elements of scenes in the Kingdom of Heaven for the time consideration or whatever else. Who knows, there could have been lots of good stuff. Guess we'll have to wait for the DVD to come out.
The one other inaccuracy, which I don't know if anybody noticed, was on the Knights Templar. They portrayed everybody with long hair and beards, but this is incorrect. Most Feudal Age knights were known for letting their hair grow long and shaving their faces, but Templars were required to cut their hair short and let their beards grow. Not to mention the vows of chastity, poverty, and obedience to the church. Man, I couldn't do that stuff. Those guys were really disciplined. Although, I would wager that at least a few of them were not totally chaste or poor or obedient. But, at least the movie showed them in their correct white surcoat with the red Maltese cross.
That's my two cents.
Justin
A man believes what he wants to believe. - Cuchulainn