Postby Shane Smith » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:21 pm
How many among us have been having a great day of bouting with our fellow Swordsmen and Swordswomen only to hear the dreaded "CRACK!" as another padded weapon of whatever design is sent to the scrap-pile? How many times have you felt frustrated and completely sick because either;
A; That was one of only two weapons on hand,or worse,
B; That was the one borrowed padded simulator on hand?
I think we've all been there and I'm getting sick of it. I have a closet full of broken cores and old padded weapon duck-cloth sleeves(That are NEVER re-usable no matter how alike the new weapon you make to replace the broken one is to the original!!??What law of physics is at work here beyond Murphy's?) That is most dis-heartening.
We got tired of making sleeves here in VAB, so Matt innovated the use of lengthwise strips of packing tape as covers.The weapons still broke,but at least there were no more cloth sacks of despair leering back at us from the corner of the humble training-tool armoury(A corner in the spare bedroom or garage normally) to remind us of our failures.
We then experimented with fiberglass strips,vinyl strips and darn near anything else you can wrap duct-tape around(1002 uses now!) The result was the same,some did well in modest fencing,but when the intensity went up, the weapons cracked on heads,hands and to add insult to the inferred mediocrity of our building skills,they even broke on themselves!
My most recent disapointment has been with PVC-cored weapons. Three kills in three landed blows...That's right, the weapons cores broke at the strong on impact in spite of the point of impact being near the tip(My fencing buddies and I remain uninjured <img src="/forum/images/icons/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/icons/grin.gif" alt="" /> )
I'm trying to take it all in stride,but alas,it's getting to me.On the one hand,I can look at my broken pile with pride and say, I earned that through hard work...On the other, I look at the mis-shapen pile that represents expended sweat and a little blood letting(and that was just in the making of THEM!) and think, "Why?". Why can't someone get this problem whipped and save some of our newer guys from this living hellishness that is padded-weapon procurement?
There is a bright glimmer in my tale of woe however, Matt Anderson made two slat and aluminum weapons,apparently unknowingly from the most blessed of stock from a local warehouse-style lumber provider.These weapons are approaching their second birthday. I think the VAB group will be naming them soon.I think that "Heavy" and "Unwieldy" are fitting titles,but I must admit that I prefer that to "Broken" and "Kindling".
I'm thinking a good stiff strike to my hands with a waster will immediately exemplify why they're needed, but man,I wish the pain of broken weapons weren't needed...but then, I did earn that pile of splintered kindling...I'm proud of that at least <img src="/forum/images/icons/cool.gif" alt="" />
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